"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"

oh god this is perfect

Parenting: you’re doing it right



“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.


no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.
I drank until you weren’t real. Six Word Story (#12)

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If opening your eyes, or getting out of bed, or holding a spoon, or combing your hair is the daunting Mount Everest you climb today, that is okay. Carmen Ambrosio (via juliaaahh)

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Usually I don’t post porn but …

Oh hey there

Oh, Calamity! - All Time Low

Everything is horrible and wonderful at the same time. 

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wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

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